I present to you a serious malady:
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt.
Signs and Symptoms:
People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
Telling others they are moving to Canada
Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
Sudden weight gain
Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and Actually Hitler
Causes and Mechanisms:
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership in the Democratic party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or
Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Cuckoldry
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Hipsterism
Diagnosis:
Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
Co- morbidity:
A diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is highly comorbid with Paraphilic Infantilism, Emotional Eating, Autism Spectrum, Bush Derangement Syndrome, and adult bed wetting.
Treatment:
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
(found this on a fb post. citation/author unknown)
Lamest blog post yet - who cares if Trump won - we the American's LOST. He will help rein in the anti-Christ and 3rd world war and we the idiot's helped vote him in.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I didn't vote for either EVIL one, I am not fine with their perspective of how to make America great with a New World Order.
Did you listen to Obama's talk on Wednesday - he said repeatedly that both Republican's and Democrat's are the same party. You need to listen to what they are TELLING you and not be delusional. You didn't win anything - you voted for a EVIL man. You choose to call others names when they don't agree with you about who you voted for. Remember what our apostles said about the elections...
https://speeches.byu.edu/talks/dallin-h-oaks_elections-hope-freedom/
The few months preceding an election have always been times of serious political divisions, but the divisions and meanness we are experiencing in this election, especially at the presidential level, seem to be unusually wide and ugly. Partly this results from modern technology, which expands the audience for conflicts and the speed of dissemination. Today, dubious charges, misrepresentations, and ugly innuendos are instantly flashed around the world, and the effects instantly widen and intensify the gaps between different positions. TV, the Internet, and the emboldened anonymity of the blogosphere have facilitated the current ugliness and have replaced whatever remained of the measured discourse of the past. Nevertheless, as the First Presidency always reminds us, we have the responsibility to become informed about the issues and candidates and to independently exercise our right to vote. Voters, remember, this applies to candidates for the many important local and state offices as well as the contested presidential election.
***********We should also remember not to be part of the current meanness.******** We should communicate about our differences with a minimum of offense. Remember this teaching of the Prophet Joseph Smith:
While one portion of the human race [is] judging and condemning the other without mercy, the great parent of the universe looks upon the whole of the human family with a fatherly care and paternal regard; he views them as his offspring, and without any of those contracted feelings that influence the children of men.1
Mitt, is that you? Put some sugar on those grapes boy.
DeleteWhat Charity you have..
ReplyDeleteCute, I consider TARD people to be toxic and just want to stay away from them.
ReplyDeleteMany good members are TARD's proving that even the very elect can be deceived.
This is just insane ! I think I'm gonna be sick.
ReplyDeleteThis is got to be evil.
Hitlery "not to be president of this nation
but to be president in a christian world"
17min 30sec.
Trump - "I will put him in office and then
I will baptize him with the holy spirit and my power,
says the lord of hosts"
15min 15sec.
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DECEPTION ! we're all doomed !
kinda reminds me of
2 Thessalonians 2:4
4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9c_V9BdPyM&list=PL_tuBLILYr4WnuHYLyukjqiAg5B_FuGLK
Codebreakers Prophetic Alert - Trump Prophecy
Kim Clement
Published on Nov 12, 2016
"Just like the prophets of old who foretold Christ centuries prior in "code" form – from Isaiah, to David, to Micah, to Hosea and others – Kim Clement hit the bulls eye regarding Trump winning the election - in prophetic "code" form."
This guy is great !!!
ReplyDeleteJonathan Cahn This Week NOVEMBER 12,2016"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0C7hiUxmWU