COMEDIC RELIEF - I KNOW HOW I CAN MAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAPPY THIS YEAR...

I guess I can take my two front teeth off the wish list - and put this on.

This is the next hottest rage:

Flatulence Deodorizer (FART PAD, Reusable) WASHABLE, dries quick, GOES INSIDE UNDERWEAR!
Granulated Charcoal Pad, neutralizes no matter what you ate! Squeeze one out, no worries! Ideal for weddings,meeting the Queen, funerals, church, first dates(one always builds up), packed public transportation, office cubicles, meetings, meeting dignataries, meeting girl or boyfriends parents for 1st time, silent auctions, lines of any sort, opera, movies, checkout lines with a hot babe or guy behind you, elevators, escalators, 5 star food joints, PTA meetings, home and school nights, teachers conferences, realtors, bank tellers, car pools, unemployment lines, librarys, job interviews, wine tasting partys to tupperware partys, the list is endless and slightly muffles to a certain extent...