MIDDLE AGE MALE PATTERN BALDNESS

Seems like the people in DC do not have any experience with trannies.  Sheesh, just being in Brazil during a few rounds of carnival gave me enough experience in picking them out to know one when I see one.  Wigs do an amazing job of faking people out...... and Michael is a classic.  And, they are good for covering up balding issues in men after their 40th b-day.  When the deception comes out, people will freak.  In fact, with things starting in Chicago and the (conservative) black aversion to the gay culture, I have to wonder if this little fact would be the spark that lights the tinder box off.  If so, it will make the Jerry Springer show look like an old family episode of Lassie:

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/236865-bald-first-lady-michelle-obamas-jeopardy-appearance-raises-questions

Here is another perspective to balance things out a bit:

http://www.nydailynews.com/mystery-michelle-obama-new-jeopardy-solved-article-1.2161830