IF I ACTUALLY HAD A TV AND WATCHED THE NEWS, MY HEAD WOULD EXPLODE

There would just be a red ooze on the middle of my shoulders.  The rest would be vaporized - my logic centers would melt, setting off a chain reaction resulting in catastrophic departure of the cranium and all contents.....




Can it get ANY more corrupt and sick out there?  I think not.....  Just praying that my prayer that I uttered from the north window of the Washington Monument comes to fruition.  I realize it was a tall order - but a guy can only bed and plead so much......